10 People Who Should Voice TomTom GPS Systems

(Mature Language Later On)

This news made my day:

With more than a few Star Wars nerds in-house here at CNET, our collective interest was piqued when TomTom made Darth Vader available as a celebrity VoiceSkin for its GPS navigators. When protocol droid C-3PO was announced as the second voice, we thought, "Come on, nobody likes Threepio!" Today, TomTom announced the VoiceSkin that we've all been waiting for. (No, not Chewbacca or R2-D2; those guys don't even speak English.) We're talking about Jedi Master Yoda.

Read story at the source, you must.

Yoda is a voice on a GPS.
Cue the "Stupid jackass, you are. Missed exit, you did" jokes and whatnot.

Anyway, this got me thinking.
10 Other People Who Should Voice TomTom GPS Systems , arranged by how funny I found myself to be at that moment.


10. Ozzy Osbourne
oshhsohhsohs yougottadosudffh turn rite here, oshfoiufiidofjfcoconutwhaitdij wheres my dog? my dog? SHAAAROOONNNN.

9. My mother
What’s GPS stand for? What do I press? What if I break it? Where am I going? Why is it yelling at me!?

8. My grandmother
Turn right, here! No, not there! That place has terrible eggs. And they’re horribly overpriced. I got a ham sandwich there once and it cost more than the gas to get there did. I think we should go to that nice place on the corner of…*turn off GPS*

7. LeBron James
I have decided, after a long discussion, um, that my heart is here, but my decision still isn’t final and, um, we still have 45 minutes of this decision left and, uh, I’ve decided to take my talents to exit I-34 and turn right on 5th.

6. The Jersey Shore kids
Yo man, you gotta turn right there ahhhhh look at that chick! Damn! Aw dude, dude, there's the tanning place! GTL MAN LET'S GO.

5. Kanye West
Yo driver, I’m gonna let you finish, but turning right last exit was the BEST. IDEA. EVER.

4. Lady Gaga
Turn ra ra right right right, in point oh six miles, gaga ooh la la, there’s your des-tin-ation!

3. Lil’ Jon
RIGHT. YEAH. OKAYYY. YEAH. OKAYY. RIIIGHT. YEAHH. OKAYY. SHOTS!

2. Isiah Mustafa (The Old Spice Guy)
Look at your car. Now look at me. Now look at the road. You are now turning left to that thing you want to go to. Now look at me. Now look at your man. Why are you looking at me? You’re on a horse.

1. Christian Bale
YOU NEED TO TURN RIGHT. DO I COME IN YOUR CAR AND TELL YOU TO TURN LEFT? I FUCKING DON-SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRUCE. AH DA DA DA DA LIKE THIS WITH YOUR TURN SIGNAL. WHAT DON’T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND? TURN RIGHT. WE ARE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY.

PS I didn't make that picture; the internet created it from its glorious hands. AKA, I googled it.