Tuesday, March 23, 2010

About The Blog, The Lady, and The Info

OVERLY FABULOUS-STILL KIND OF UNDER CONSTRUCTION

THE BASICS
There will be television rants, music reviews, and random stuff I find on the internet here. However, I will try my very best to make it entertaining.

MISSION
To spread awesomeness across the land. And to pimp out my writing, I'm not a liar.

ULTERIOR MOTIVE
Hire me? Please? Look how entertaining I am. I'm like a monkey, only with boobs.

GEE, ISN’T THAT SELLING OUT, LIZ?
Probably. But I needed something other than clips as writing samples and I like to talk about myself.

MYSELF
I’m Lizabeth Richardson, fabulous writer extraordinaire. You may call me Liz, you may call me mizliz, just don’t call me before 9 AM.
Who has two thumbs, writing skill, hipster funk, crisis management, a love of all things entertaining, and a terribly overused Office reference? This girl.
You will hear more about me via posts, but here’s a crash course:

AGE: 19
OCCUPATION: By day, college student and features editor for the Moraine Valley Glacier. By night, internet superhero
RESIDENCE: Obnoxious house in Chicago Ridge, IL
TRUE LOVE: Writing
TRUE ENEMY: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH! *shakes fist*
TRUE CALLING: Sleeping
FAVORITE COLOR: Rainbow
FAVORITE FOOD: Whatever’s in front of me at the moment
FAVORITE WORD: extraordinaire.
DON’T: underestimate my genius
DO: call me sweetcheeks, honeybuns.

This is still under construction, so expect more information in a better planned out fashion.